shooting politicians

[ferguzzi]

I see Jaap's been busy closing pointless, boring, boorish threads on the usual topics lately.

 

I think anyone who opens a thread on guns, politics or global warming should be shot with a ball of their own shite using a 5.6mm steyr Aug assault rifle, similar to the one I used in the army.

You know, the one with the bipod, telescopic sight...wait a minute.... oh bugger.

 

 

TOPIC CLOSED!!!!!!!!

 

 

TeeHee!! Just a bit bored myself. Stuck in a hotel room in Shang Hai. Can't sleep...........................................

[Slavomir Musilek (R.I.P.)]

Stuck in a hotel room in Shang Hai. Can't sleep...........................................

 

wait for me! I gonna be there in the end of March :lol:

[Skeeve]

This thread should be closed immediately for having a misleading topic title.

 

I thought we were going to be discussing H. Beam Piper's Sixgun Planet!

 

Completely inappropriate, to lead us literati on that way. I object!

 

[Guest ratchethack]

Completely inappropriate, to lead us literati on that way. I object!

 

Allow me to throw my most objectionable objections on the pile!

 

I think anyone who opens a thread on guns, politics or global warming should be shot with a ball of their own shite using a 5.6mm steyr Aug assault rifle, similar to the one I used in the army.

You know, the one with the bipod, telescopic sight...wait a minute.... oh bugger.

Hmmm. . . Let's see now. . . By your thread topic, we seem to have 3 for 3 with regard to your own post.

Are you fixin' to shoot yourself with your own shite, then?!?!

 

Let me know if you think this post is off-topic, I'm begging you!

 

 

Though he obviously STILL hasn't learned to distinguish a Navy Corpsman from a "Corpseman", I'll bet our Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces never experienced anyone like R. Lee Ermey (above) once, in all his "missing years" at Occidental, Columbia, Harvard Law, and in Pakistan. It seems that all traces of those years, including all academic records, though REQUIRED for full disclosure by our Constitution in order to take the Oath of Office of POTUS, had mysteriously vanished long ago under extremely unusual, and highly suspicious circumstances (along with his medical records and that infamous birth cert.)

 

R. Lee "Gunny" Ermey should do The Bamster a huge favor, and take him through boot camp at MCRD San Diego, where Gunny served 2 years as Drill Instructor of his 11 years in the Marine Corps (not the Marine Corpse ) for the best education The Bamster never had.

 

R. Lee Ermey:

 

"I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot."

 

Lock 'n load, and Semper Fi !

 

NOTE: Now let the record show that in no way, shape, or form am I suggesting that anyone shoot the POTUS.

[Richard Z]

Freakin Sweet... I made it before it was locked.....

 

A Muslim, A Jew and Rush Limbaugh carrying an AK47 Walk into a bar....

[Ralph Werner]

Let's see......

Al Gore is giving his spiel on global warming and is shot at with a Glock 9mm that jams.

If you count Gore as a politician and global warming as politics I think that covers everything in the title of this thread.

[helicopterjim R.I.P.]

I was contemplating starting a thread where everyone simply posted the words GLOBAL WARMING and nothing else just to see how long before Jaap pulled the plug and then I thought to myself perhaps I had better wait until his G&B kit arrives. I suspect he may be a bit preoccupied then ......

[dlaing]

Allow me to throw my most objectionable objections on the pile!

 

Somebody let me know if this post is off-topic, I'm begging you!

 

 

Though he obviously STILL hasn't learned to distinguish a Navy Corpsman from a "Corpseman", I'll bet our Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces never heard anything like R. Lee Ermey (above) once, in all his "missing years" at Occidental, Columbia, Harvard Law, and in Pakistan. It seems that all traces of those years, including all academic records, though REQUIRED by our Constitution in order to take the Oath of Office of POTUS, had mysteriously vanished long ago under extremely rare, and highly suspicious circumstances (along with his medical records and that infamous birth cert.) <_>

 

R. Lee "Gunny" Ermey should do The Bamster a huge favor, and take him through boot camp at MCRD San Diego, where Gunny served 2 years as Drill Instructor of his 11 years in the Marine Corps (not the Marine Corpse ) for the best education The Bamster never had.

 

R. Lee Ermey:

 

"I firmly believe that you live and learn, and if you don't learn from past mistakes, then you need to be drug out and shot."

 

Lock 'n load, and Semper Fi !

 

NOTE: Now let the record show that in no way, shape, or form am I suggesting that anyone shoot the POTUS.

You have been reported to the FBI.

[Guest ratchethack]

You have been reported to the FBI.

Splendid.

 

You have been reported to the INS for being an illegal alien from a distant purple planet, trespassing on Earth without a green card.

[Admin Jaap]

The topic title still is a bit of an issue over here, as we had our share of killing politicians ourselves

 

Watching this closely, as you can imagine...

Try to keep it tongue-in-cheek!

[Guzzi2Go]

Try to keep it tongue-in-cheek!

Innocent bystanders may get impression that head is being given...

[Admin Jaap]

Better than shooting politicians!

[DeBenGuzzi]

I have a AUG airsoft rifle, can we use that instead? I LOVE the styer aug, would love to shoot one for real, I also think a few around here could use a few welts, I think jaap has been closing them faster american automakers.

[Richard Z]

Better than shooting politicians!

 

That would depend on the Recipient.......

 

BTW, I just bought my son the New Tippmann TPX Paintball Pistol.... Very Cool..... He'll be chasing politicians soon enough.. Gotta teach em young......

[DeBenGuzzi]

I have an old spyder SE paintball marker, I only play about once a year so it works for me, but I wish I had the power feed hopper, don't think I can fit one on mine, oh well.