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Time Traveling Bird Sabotages Collider

Sometime on Nov. 3, the supercooled magnets in sector 81 of the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), outside Geneva, began to dangerously overheat. Scientists rushed to diagnose the problem, since the particle accelerator has to maintain a temperature colder than deep space in order to work. The culprit? "A bit of baguette," says Mike Lamont of the control center of CERN, the European Organization for Nuclear Research, which built and maintains the LHC. Apparently, a passing bird may have dropped the chunk of bread on an electrical substation above the accelerator, causing a power cut. The baguette was removed, power to the cryogenic system was restored and within a few days the magnets returned to their supercool temperatures.

 

Read more: http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,...s#ixzz0X6HiTPJx

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"A bit of baguette,"

...The culprit? "er... yes, em, it must have been a... bird" said Mike Lamont of the control center of CERN, brushing crumbs from his beard and fondling a particularly ripe piece of Camembert nestling in his cardigan pocket...

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Did anyone check for baguette remains between the temp sensor and the head? Could this be the culprit?

 

Enquiring mind... you know.

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The Moto Guzzi Baguette

 

Now there's a fine name for a motorcycle.

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Seems like Moto Guzzi Loaf would be more appropriate

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Did anyone check for baguette remains between the temp sensor and the head? Could this be the culprit?

 

Enquiring mind... you know.

oh COME ON NOW, this is neither the time nor the place, if the earth didn't spin how would we measure time?

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Seems like Moto Guzzi Loaf would be more appropriate

By the way, as a matter of interest etc

 

do you guys, over there, have digestive biscuits?

If so, do you call them something, well, let's say a little more modern?

 

Digestive_biscuits.jpg

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By the way, as a matter of interest etc

 

do you guys, over there, have digestive biscuits?

If so, do you call them something, well, let's say a little more modern?

 

Digestive_biscuits.jpg

 

 

Can't say I'm familiar with the product. Does have that 19th century sound to it.

 

I can offer the "Mississippi Delta Cathead Biscuit" Pretty sure they don't aid digestion. burp

 

http://www.deltablues.net/biscuit.html

 

I hear Mississippi holds the title for most obese people.

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Can't say I'm familiar with the product.

 

Sacrebleu!

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By the way, as a matter of interest etc

 

do you guys, over there, have digestive biscuits?

If so, do you call them something, well, let's say a little more modern?

 

Digestive_biscuits.jpg

 

I think we call'em "cr@p cookies that don't sell: pass me those Mother's circus animals over there" over here...

:lol:

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I think we call'em "cr@p cookies that don't sell: pass me those Mother's circus animals over there" over here...

:lol:

 

And a beer.

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