Guest Jay Mack Posted July 11, 2004 Posted July 11, 2004 Half-past a monkeys ass. A quarter to his balls. By the way, has anybody seen my girlfriend's keys?
helicopterjim R.I.P. Posted July 11, 2004 Posted July 11, 2004 This Website Is For Informational Amsterdam Tourism Purposes Only. There is something twisted about Dutch people!
belfastguzzi Posted July 11, 2004 Author Posted July 11, 2004 Ton-up applies to the Whitworth standards so who knows how many grams that would be. 3.14159265359 maybe? No, if bad, bad motogoozer is ton-up then he is pretty close to 1,000,000 grams. A long ton is 1,016,046.9088 grams (a short ton is 907,184.74 gram). He could use 'megagram' as a modern, internationally acceptable description. There is always a downside to metrification. In this case, the downside would be that his chums would probably nick-name him, 'Mega Granny', Given his exceptional weight, what should his correct fork spring rating be?
badmotogoozer Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 Alright! Let's get this back on topic and talk about how much TIME it will take for me to come over and kick some Irish ass! I can ass kick in metric, imperial, or whitworth - your choice. Rj
badmotogoozer Posted July 12, 2004 Posted July 12, 2004 has anybody seen my girlfriend's keys? No, but I know where I'd look first. Rj
badmotogoozer Posted July 13, 2004 Posted July 13, 2004 Watch it Robson! Yer a lot closer than Belfast... Rj
belfastguzzi Posted July 20, 2004 Author Posted July 20, 2004 me to come over and kick some Irish ass! I can ass kick in metric, imperial, or whitworth - your choice. You really are a bad, bad motogoozer, but these ass guys can kick badder
antonio carroccio Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 I can't see anything! Maybe the pic was so bad that Jaap has deleted it..ah ah ah
Paul Minnaert Posted July 20, 2004 Posted July 20, 2004 Antonio, Jaap isn't there, but some sites don't like theire pictures linked. This is the picture
belfastguzzi Posted July 21, 2004 Author Posted July 21, 2004 Antonio,Jaap isn't there...... This is the picture So that's Jaap! He's kinda cute, for a Dutchman.
Guest Brian Robson Posted July 22, 2004 Posted July 22, 2004 Watch it Robson! Yer a lot closer than Belfast... Rj I only just read this. Can I ever show my face again on the streets?
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