Joke..........

[Guest PAULSMART]

Michael Jackson is sitting at home , depressed at the way the trial is going....

 

He says to his PA 'I feel really down, nip down the rental store and get me a DVD to watch'

 

PA says ' What sort ?'

 

Michael Jackson ' Get me a Disney one, they always cheer me up!'

 

PA says ' Shall i get Alladdin ?'

 

Michael Jackson 'No, just get me a DVD, i'm in enough trouble already !!'

 

and.............

 

What time is bed time in Neverland (Jacko's ranch),

 

 

 

When the big hand touches the little hand...........