Martin Barrett Posted March 11, 2005 Author Posted March 11, 2005 conniggets Wasn't sure what a connigget was so did a search sole answer apparently an all powerful monkey - So tremor in fear you lesser simians ( insert despotic smilie) a picture would be nice - worth a thousand words - two nations seperated by a common language get yourself a none elected head of state and you to can have Jubilees and therefore jubilee clips
Martin Barrett Posted March 11, 2005 Author Posted March 11, 2005 Got it now, by the way your mother smells of elderberrys and your father is a hamster
Baldini Posted March 11, 2005 Posted March 11, 2005 ...get yourself a none elected head of state... I thought they had one... KB
badmotogoozer Posted March 11, 2005 Posted March 11, 2005 amateur bodgers! The only tools a true master bodger needs are: 1) WD-40 2) duct tape 3) 5lb hammer Use the WD-40 for things that are supposed to move but don't. Use the duct tape for things that move that aren't supposed to. Use the hammer for fine adjustments. Rj
tikkanen Posted March 12, 2005 Posted March 12, 2005 amateur bodgers! The only tools a true master bodger needs are: 1) WD-40 2) duct tape 3) 5lb hammer Use the WD-40 for things that are supposed to move but don't. Use the duct tape for things that move that aren't supposed to. Use the hammer for fine adjustments. Rj 45976[/snapback] Hi Ryan, I have a friend, who is a devoted Land Rover owner. I took the liberty to forward your attached picture and my buddy wasn't utterly impressed (guess there must be something about it....) Søren
Guest Nogbad Posted March 12, 2005 Posted March 12, 2005 Commissioning an incinerator last year I told one of my assistants that one of the steam traps appeared not to be working.... Next thing I see is the guy climbing up there holding a 5lb lump hammer
badmotogoozer Posted March 14, 2005 Posted March 14, 2005 Yeah, Land Rover owners aren't easily impressed... certainly not by anything I have to offer! Now this guy headin' up to fix the steam vent... here's the fine line between dangerous idiot and master bodger. Idiot - goes up with hammer alone. Bodger - always prepared, brings along WD-40 and duct tape just in case... Kind of like the fine line between moron and genius. Rj
Alex-Corsa Posted March 15, 2005 Posted March 15, 2005 It's the 'chisel where a screwdiver would work' attitude that's so endearing, I use a knife instead of a chisel, ..works too Y'know,hehe
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