sage advice

[Guest dkgross]

The following advice is taken from a 1962 Honda Motor Cycle Owner's

Manual, translated by Honda into English for the American Motorcycle

Rider:

 

1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him

by or otherwise disrespect him.

 

2. When a passenger of the foot, hooves in sight, tootel the horn

trumpet melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage,

tootel him with vigor and express by word of mouth, warning Hi, Hi.

 

3. Beware of the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you

pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by.

 

4. Give big space to the festive dog that makes sport in roadway. Avoid

entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

 

5. Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon!

Press the brake foot as you roll around the corners, and save the

collapse and tie up.

[Guest Fox]

Good one Dk. That's truly hilarious. Sounds like Mr Burns (Simpsons).

[Admin Jaap]

Avoid entanglement of dog with wheel spokes.

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[helicopterjim R.I.P.]

Go soothingly on the grease mud, as there lurks the skid demon!

I heard the skid demon lived in teenagers underwear!

[Guest Nogbad]

I heard the skid demon lived in teenagers underwear!

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Oi! This is a bike site... Not a Japanese scat site!

[badmotogoozer]

Ah, yes, the hoofed passenger of the foot... I know him well. He's the one who keeps whispering in my ear...."you really NEED more motorcycles..." and "ooooo... look how fast you can go here..." and "big bore kit. big bore kit" and "That'll hold..." and other things I shouldn't mention here.

 

Now, I like a good collapse and tie up myself occasionally, but that skid demon's got nuthin on the hoofed one.

 

Hi Hi (tooteling vigorously)

 

Rj

[Guzzirider]

Oi! This is a bike site... Not a Japanese scat site!

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You seem very well informed about these things!

 

[al_roethlisberger]

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