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I was @ 'niosa' last night


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I went through San Antonio once on a Yamaha Virago, my first bike, on a trans America trip.

It was late at night, after a 500 mile ride, and I couldn't find where i was supposed to be staying for the night.

I was also dying for a piss.

So I stopped and ended up relieving myself on the outer wall of the Alamo.

 

I do hereby apologise to all Texans, whole-heartedly and without reservation, living dead or undead, and promise to be a good a good boy from now on.

sorry.

really.

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I went through San Antonio once on a Yamaha Virago, my first bike, on a trans America trip.

It was late at night, after a 500 mile ride, and I couldn't find where i was supposed to be staying for the night.

I was also dying for a piss.

So I stopped and ended up relieving myself on the outer wall of the Alamo.

 

I do hereby apologise to all Texans, whole-heartedly and without reservation, living dead or undead, and promise to be a good a good boy from now on.

sorry.

really.

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No problem,

Did the same on the Blarney Stone, and the sink in the Dublin airport.

(you guys have some problem getting indoor plumbing to work?

Or is it that anyone who knew how to work in your country high-tailed it out of there circa 1850).

That crystal you're so proud of doesn't stand up to a good yellow shower either.

Just thought you might like to know.

 

Your beer is much better than ours.

 

The people are all kinds of friendly, however, including your sister.

I'll remember her for some time.

Still carrying the change I got back after a night of romping.

 

Best 5 bucks I ever spent.

 

Yer pal in Texas,

Todd

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I went through San Antonio once on a Yamaha Virago, my first bike, on a trans America trip.

It was late at night, after a 500 mile ride, and I couldn't find where i was supposed to be staying for the night.

I was also dying for a piss.

So I stopped and ended up relieving myself on the outer wall of the Alamo.

 

I do hereby apologise to all Texans, whole-heartedly and without reservation, living dead or undead, and promise to be a good a good boy from now on.

sorry.

really.

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Hey that's direspectful to John Wayne!!!!!!

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