belfastguzzi Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Who needs a whole forum? We second-class-black-rebel-motorcyle-club-citizens can make do with only a thread, a shed out the back of the Mouldy-Coloured V.11ers' Club. So let's see, what's so great about the Dark Art Guzzi anyway...
belfastguzzi Posted October 28, 2005 Author Posted October 28, 2005 ----------------------------------.for starters:it's...DARK ------. ...................--------------.
jrt Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Don't forget, it breaks down more regularly than other models.
belfastguzzi Posted October 28, 2005 Author Posted October 28, 2005 NO: outsiders don't understand the dark arts. It doesn't 'break down'. It wreaks havoc! It snaps springs with impunity. It eats flywheels for breakfast. It's ruffty tuffty tough. Take that, you weedy bit of bendy wire!
Admin Jaap Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 BFG, let me be part of your club, please, please, please? I don't have Scura but my V11LM is black!
Guest Nogbad Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 BFG, let me be part of your club, please, please, please? I don't have Scura but my V11LM is black! 65001[/snapback] I want to join too. Can I slap some matt black wrought iron paint over my green V11. That would sure be ruffty tuffty ratbike tough.....
mdude Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 got matt black helmet, and dark mood swings. join?
Guzzirider Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 I better get the black hammerite to my Rosso Corsa quickly so I can join your club. Guy
Guest jasper Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 what's so great about the scura??? I owned a green v11 to.. and everybody (mostly girls i have to say) commented about how "lovely" the colour is.. and that's where it al goes wrong... a lovely motorcycle Since the scura i have heard a lott of things but never lovely again! other great things: no polishing nobody is going to steel it (a shiny one is a lott better to the untrained eye) and lost but not least... the engine paint falls of which makes a great weight reduction!! Ciao jasper
mdude Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 yup, I always feel a bit annoyed when überbabes walk up to me, compliment my lovely green bike and asks to sit on it......what was that!?.....doh!
g.forrest Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 nice bike mark.the right/s rocker cover in flat black with alloy gouge,is particularly,appealing! I like them. 65030[/snapback]
Guzzirider Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 BFG- have you told the Boy Scouts and Girl Guides that you are evicting them from their hut? Or are they allowed to join too?
tikkanen Posted October 28, 2005 Posted October 28, 2005 Scura Bros of Darkness, we stand united! Let all the others flash their bikes in their own threads, we Scuristis fly above them all! Amen Søren
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