Oil drip question

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The muffin man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility muffin

Research kitchen... reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an

Intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants and brushing his scapular aside

Procceds to dump these inside of his shirt...

He turns to us and speaks:

 

Some people like cupcakes better. I for one care less for them!

 

Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing

Anointment utensil he poots forths a quarter-ounce green rosette (oh ah yuk

Yuk... let’s try that again...!) he poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosette

Near the summit of a dense but radiant muffin of his own design.

Later he says:

 

Some people... some people like cupcakes exclusively, while myself, I say

There is naught nor ought there be nothing so exalted on the face of god’s grey

Earth as that prince of foods... the muffin!

 

Girl you thought he was a man

But he was a muffin

He hung around till you found

That he didn’t know nuthin’

 

Girl you thought he was a man

But he only was a-puffin’

No cries is heard in the night

As a result of him stuffin’

 

Bruce fowler on trombone, napoleon murphy brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals,

Terry bozzio on drums, tom fowler on bass, denny walley on slide, george duke

On keyboards, captain beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. thank

You very much for coming to the concert tonight. hope you enjoyed it. goodnight

Austin, texas, where ever you are.

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Zappa is Guzzi spelled sideways.

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Bruce fowler on trombone, napoleon murphy brock on tenor sax, and lead vocals,

Terry bozzio on drums, tom fowler on bass, denny walley on slide, george duke

On keyboards, captain beefheart on vocals, and soprano sax, and madness. thank

You very much for coming to the concert tonight. hope you enjoyed it. goodnight

Austin, texas, where ever you are.

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This bit is a cover version or cheap reinterpretation of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band.

Will the real Viv Stanshall please stand up?

 

"Hi there, nice to be with you, glad you could stick around.

Like to introduce `Legs' Larry Smith, drums

And Sam Spoons, rhythm pole

And Vernon Dudley Bohay-Nowell, bass guitar

And Neil Innes, piano.

Come in Rodney Slater on the saxophone

With Roger Ruskin Spear on tenor sax.

I, Vivian Stanshall, trumpet.

Say hello to big John Wayne, xylophone

And Robert Morley, guitar.

Billy Butlin, spoons.

And looking very relaxed, Adolf Hitler on vibes.

Nice!

Princess Anne on sousaphone.

Mmm.

Introducing Liberace, clarinet

With Garner "Ted" Armstrong on vocals.

[Jazzy scat singing]

Lord Snooty and his pals, tap dancing.

In the groove with Harold Wilson, violin

And Franklin McCormack on harmonica.

Over there, Eric Clapton, ukulele.

Hi Eric!

On my left Sir Kenneth Clark, bass sax.

A great honour, sir.

And specially flown in for us, the session's gorilla on vox humana.

Nice to see Incredible Shrinking Man on euphonium.

Drop out with Peter Scott on duck call.

Hearing from you later, Casanova on horn.

Yeah! Digging General de Gaulle on accordion.

Rather wild, General!

Thank you, sir.

Roy Rogers on Trigger.

Tune in Wild Man of Borneo on bongos.

Count Basie Orchestra on triangle.

[CBO:] (Ting!)

Thank you.

Great to hear the Rawlinsons on trombone.

Back from his recent operation, Dan Druff, harp.

And representing the flower people, Quasimodo on bells.

[Q:] Hooray!

Wonderful to hear Brainiac on banjo.

We welcome Val Doonican as himself.

[V:] Hullo there!

Very appealing, Max Jaffa.

Mmm, that's nice, Max!

What a team, Zebra Kid and Horace Batchelor on percussion.

A great favourite and a wonderful performer of all of us here, J. Arthur Rank on gong."