tomsp Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 this is going to sound like Tex (don't know why that sounds funny)- but my dog once killed my neighbors cat-- I brought it back to him holding it by its tail, rang the door bell, presented him with his cat, and watched as his eyes poped out of his head . oh my. omen -- I'm not into that.... happy new year BTW - great forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzzirider Posted January 2, 2006 Author Share Posted January 2, 2006 Turns out the cat was owned by a local policeman and had been ill for a while- it was still a bit warm so must have died in the morning. Guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzzirider Posted January 2, 2006 Author Share Posted January 2, 2006 Bad omen ...... if you are the cat!P.S. Is woek Dutch? 72796[/snapback] Unfortunatley Jim there is no word in Dutch for work because it does not exist over there- they spend all day smoking drugs and watching hardcore porn, whilst supping Grolsh and eating ham and eggs. Just kidding Jaap!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Jaap Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Unfortunatley Jim there is no word in Dutch for work because it does not exist over there- they spend all day smoking drugs and watching hardcore porn, whilst supping Grolsh and eating ham and eggs. Isn't life great? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Jaap Posted January 2, 2006 Share Posted January 2, 2006 Reminds of a joke I heard: Man comes in at the doctor's and sais: "Doc, I've got an orange/yellow penis!" Doc: "That's strange, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I'm unemployed" Doc: "Oh, and how do you spend the day?" Man: "Watching porn movies and eating cheese puffs.*" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guzzirider Posted January 2, 2006 Author Share Posted January 2, 2006 Reminds of a joke I heard: Man comes in at the doctor's and sais: "Doc, I've got an orange/yellow penis!" Doc: "That's strange, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I'm unemployed" Doc: "Oh, and how do you spend the day?" Man: "Watching porn movies and eating cheese puffs.*" 72839[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotogoozer Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 Reminds of a joke I heard: Man comes in at the doctor's and sais: "Doc, I've got an orange/yellow penis!" Doc: "That's strange, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I'm unemployed" Doc: "Oh, and how do you spend the day?" Man: "Watching porn movies and eating cheese puffs.*" 72839[/snapback] Thanks Jaap! Now I can cancel that doctor's appointment. This list really does have the answer for everything! I was worried there for a while... Rj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Jaap Posted January 4, 2006 Share Posted January 4, 2006 You're welcome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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