tomsp Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 this is going to sound like Tex (don't know why that sounds funny)- but my dog once killed my neighbors cat-- I brought it back to him holding it by its tail, rang the door bell, presented him with his cat, and watched as his eyes poped out of his head . oh my. omen -- I'm not into that.... happy new year BTW - great forum.
Guzzirider Posted January 2, 2006 Author Posted January 2, 2006 Turns out the cat was owned by a local policeman and had been ill for a while- it was still a bit warm so must have died in the morning. Guy
Guzzirider Posted January 2, 2006 Author Posted January 2, 2006 Bad omen ...... if you are the cat!P.S. Is woek Dutch? 72796[/snapback] Unfortunatley Jim there is no word in Dutch for work because it does not exist over there- they spend all day smoking drugs and watching hardcore porn, whilst supping Grolsh and eating ham and eggs. Just kidding Jaap!!!
Admin Jaap Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Unfortunatley Jim there is no word in Dutch for work because it does not exist over there- they spend all day smoking drugs and watching hardcore porn, whilst supping Grolsh and eating ham and eggs. Isn't life great?
Admin Jaap Posted January 2, 2006 Posted January 2, 2006 Reminds of a joke I heard: Man comes in at the doctor's and sais: "Doc, I've got an orange/yellow penis!" Doc: "That's strange, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I'm unemployed" Doc: "Oh, and how do you spend the day?" Man: "Watching porn movies and eating cheese puffs.*"
Guzzirider Posted January 2, 2006 Author Posted January 2, 2006 Reminds of a joke I heard: Man comes in at the doctor's and sais: "Doc, I've got an orange/yellow penis!" Doc: "That's strange, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I'm unemployed" Doc: "Oh, and how do you spend the day?" Man: "Watching porn movies and eating cheese puffs.*" 72839[/snapback]
badmotogoozer Posted January 4, 2006 Posted January 4, 2006 Reminds of a joke I heard: Man comes in at the doctor's and sais: "Doc, I've got an orange/yellow penis!" Doc: "That's strange, what do you do for a living?" Man: "I'm unemployed" Doc: "Oh, and how do you spend the day?" Man: "Watching porn movies and eating cheese puffs.*" 72839[/snapback] Thanks Jaap! Now I can cancel that doctor's appointment. This list really does have the answer for everything! I was worried there for a while... Rj
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