Big celebration

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Man, if I can only hang on for four more years it looks like I might get:

  Viagra

  A walker

  Incontinence pants

  A BMW (have two already)

  A big breasted, bikini clad maid for my wife

 

Knowing my luck, I'll have a fatal heart attack trying to blow out 70 candles all at once and will never get to try the walker.  

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Almost right! You can get a Ural sidecar rig and combine the BMW and walker parts...