How's BFG?

[Guest aironepony]

we want BFG

 

we want BFG

 

we want BFG

[dlaing]

Army with harmony

Dave drop a load on 'em

 

BFG, how can I explain it

I'll take you frame by frame it

To have y'all jumpin' shall we singin' it

B is for Bell, F is for Fast scratchin' temple

The last G...well...that's not that simple

It's sorta like another way to call a Goose a motorcycle

It's five little letters that are missin' here

You get on occassion at the other party

As a game 'n it seems I gotta start to explainin'

Bust it

You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello

You get her name and number and then you feelin' real mellow

You get home, wait a day, she's what you wanna know about

Then you call up and it's her girlfriend or her cousin's house

It's not a front, F to the R to the O to the N to the T

It's just her boyfriend's at her house (Boy, that's what is scary)

It's BFG, time Brother Freakin' what you get it

There's no room for relationship there's just room to hit it

How many bells out there know just what I'm gettin' at

Who thinks it's wrong 'cos I'm splittin' and co-hittin' at

Well if you do, that's BFG and you're not down with it

But if you don't, here's your membership

 

Chorus:

You down with BFG (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with BFG (Every last homie)

You down with BFG (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with BFG (All the homies)

 

As for the ladies, BFG means something gifted

The first two letters are the same but the last is something

different

It's the longest, loveliest, lean-- I call it the leanest

It's another five letter word rhymin' with cleanest and meanest

I won't get into that, I'll do it...ah...sorta properly

I say the last G...hmmm...stands for Guzziology

Now lady here comes a kiss, blow a kiss back to me, now tell me

exactly

Have you ever known a brother who have another like ah girl or wife

And you just had to stop and just 'cos he look just as nice

You looked at him, he looked at you and you knew right away

That he had someone but he was gonna be yours anyway

You couldn't be seen with him and honestly you didn't care

'Cos in a room behind a door no one but y'all are there

When y'all are finish, y'all can leave and only y'all would know

And then y'all could throw the skeleton bones right in the closet do'

Now don't be shocked 'cos if you're down I want your hands up high

Say BFG (BFG) I like to say with pride

Now when you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts

You're now down with a discount

 

Chorus:

You down with BFG (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with BFG (Every last lady)

You down with BFG (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with BFG (All the ladies)

 

This girl ah tried to BFG me

I had a girl and she knew that matter-of-fact my girl was partner's

that

Had a fall out, disagreement, yeah an argument

She tried to do me so we did it in my apartment, bust it

That wasn't the thing it must have been the way she hit the ceiling

'Cos after that she kept on coming back and catchin' feelings

I said, "Let's go my girl is coming so you gotta leave"

She said, "Oh no, I love you Treach" I said, "Now child please"

You gots to leave, come grab your coat, right now you gotta go

I said now look you to the stairs and to the stairwindow

This was a thing, a little thing, you shouldn't have put your heart

'Cos you know I was BFG, hell from the very start

Come on, come on, now let me tell you what it's all about

When you get down, you can't go 'round runnin' off at the mouth

That's rule number one in this BFG establishment

You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him

Exciting isn't it, a special kinda business

Many of you will catch the same sorta BFG is you with

Him or her for sure is going to admit it

When BFG comes, damn-- skippy I'm with it

 

Chorus:

You down with BFG (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with BFG (This whole party)

You down with BFG (Yeah you know me) 3X

Who's down with BFG (This whole party)

 

Break it down!

[zebulon]

Out of topic

 

Here is the French BFG

 

A real bike with a real car engine Build in 1982 only 600 build but you know why while looking at it

[Guzzirider]

BFG is still around- he lurks here from time to time- last logged on 8th Feb.

 

I think it was a strange sort of new years resolution to not post on here anymore, but its only a matter of time before he cracks and returns......

 

Nobody ever escapes this forum.

 

Guy

[Guzzirider]

Did you notice he has returned? See the Erin thread on the Travel forum.

 

Guy

[belfastguzzi]

Did you notice he has returned? See the Erin thread on the Travel forum.

 

Guy 

79083[/snapback]

http://www.bfglan.net/

Effective immediately, the BFG is closed.

There will be no further BFG events held in the forseeable future.

 

The BFG committee regrets that due to a number of factors, (including insufficient resources, decreased lan interest and legal concerns) we are no longer able to continue efficiently running a premiere event with the level of service, and features of 'big lannage' that we (and you, the patrons) expect.

 

This is not necessarily the end, should we be able to restore the event's former glory, by all means we will try to. We do have plans for the future, but the means to the end are not available at this point in time.

 

BFG wishes the best for you all, with particular thanks to those valuable people who gave generously of their time and effort to make it what it was.

 

P.S.

What time is it?

[Van]

Hi'ya and how's it going!!

l friggin knew it!! ..............you've been hiding in Australia under the pseudonym "G.Forest" and stirring things up with "GlobalWarming" etc.

Welcome back, just don't take the fact that Scurist'a are veiwed as it too seriouslly

Cheers

Van,

(The Tenni guy)