Guest aironepony Posted March 20, 2006 Posted March 20, 2006 The Tonti's most advanced fuel-cell-powered warp fighter of the early 23rd century was the PUFFIN. Introduced in 2203, PUFFINs saw extensive service on most Tonti cruisers and carriers active during that period. Because PUFFIN was intended only for exatmospheric flight, it had no wings and a few aerodynamic control surfaces useful only for semicontrolled, emergency planetary descent. ......................
jrt Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 He is. But not one of the really intelligent aliens – he doesn't know how to post pictures on the V.11 Forum, so he has to go off to the simple earth technology of Wildguzzi Forum and post his reports there.Here, he is attempting to dissolve a baulk ring in hyperdrive sump oil. Those aliens sure are curious. 82339[/snapback] I could have sworn he's mixing up some ointment...
belfastguzzi Posted March 21, 2006 Author Posted March 21, 2006 I could have sworn he's mixing up some ointment... 82935[/snapback] ...and word is, he's got his eye on Yorkshire, for the next 'probing' visit
Guzzirider Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 ...and word is, he's got his eye on Yorkshire, for the next 'probing' visit 83017[/snapback] I better have my annual bath tonight then.
jrt Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I better have my annual bath tonight then. 83041[/snapback] you owe me a keyboard.
belfastguzzi Posted March 21, 2006 Author Posted March 21, 2006 you owe me a keyboard. 83043[/snapback] as Rick Wakeman said to Keith Emerson
Guzzirider Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 you owe me a keyboard. 83043[/snapback] Why, wot ya done to it?
pete roper Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 I better have my annual bath tonight then. 83041[/snapback] Coming from Yorkshire you'd have to get the coal out of it first I would of thought? Pete
Guzzirider Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Coming from Yorkshire you'd have to get the coal out of it first I would of thought? Pete 83062[/snapback] Does your spaceship have a normal gearbox?
belfastguzzi Posted March 21, 2006 Author Posted March 21, 2006 Why, wot ya done to it? 83059[/snapback] He spluttered in it. But hey, never mind about giving the probing questions – prepare to be on the receiving end... I predict around 10.30pm, earth time.
Guzzirider Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 After being treated for bowel cancer I am pretty used to being probed- I prefer to be under anaesthetic though- where's the whisky?
belfastguzzi Posted March 21, 2006 Author Posted March 21, 2006 under anaesthetic - where's the whisky? 83071[/snapback] Go to the Tenni Forum. That works just as well...
gthyni Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 It is scary, they have invaded swedish media. Proof? well, Suzanne Sjögren knows all about football and icehockey and looks like this: 'nough said!
belfastguzzi Posted March 22, 2006 Author Posted March 22, 2006 It is scary, they have invaded swedish media. Proof? well, Suzanne Sjögren knows all about football and icehockey 83184[/snapback] Hmmm. So it started with the Wildguzzi Forum, now they're in the Swedish media. What next? I would expect, 'The World'... but these guys seem to have no sense of direction. Sjögren that's an alien name alright. I'm suprised that it hasn't been better disguised, like that 'Pete Roper' name the other space-guy, Petal-Sjög-Rjöpr, is using.
gthyni Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 Hmmm. So it started with the Wildguzzi Forum, now the're in the Swedish media. What next? I would expect, 'The World'... but these guys seem to have no sense of direction. it must be a cosmic direction unknown to earthlings Sjögrenthat's an alien name alright. Oh no, there are thousands of Sjögren in Sweden, 47 listed phones by that name only in my little town. We're doomed, DOOMED But no-one anal-probed yet,
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