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[belfastguzzi]

Mulder: when convention, and science offer us no answer, might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?

 

Scully: What I find fantastic is the Norton.

There are answers beyond the realm of science. The answers are there, you just have to know where to look. I'm looking in Frenchbob's barn. A big chicken tells me he's got a Triton in there.

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[Guest aironepony]

This was asking for BFG's address

 

 

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[helicopterjim R.I.P.]

You posted this in the wrong thread!!

What will Ratchet think?

 

Mulder: Do you believe in the existence of global warming?

 

Scully: Logically, I'd have to say no. Given the heat needed to alter the Earths temperature significantly the energy requirement would exceed a V11's capabilities...

 

Mulder: Conventional wisdom, though when convention, and science offer us no answer might we not finally turn to the fantastic as a plausibility?

 

Scully: What I find fantastic is the notion that there are answers beyond the realm of V11lemans.com. The answers are there, you just have to know where to look.

 

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[belfastguzzi]

This was asking for BFG's address

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Gosh. Frenchbob said that he had a big one, but I never expected it to be that big.

[Frenchbob]

Sorry, I nodded off for an hour or so, there. [Actually, I've been trying to buy a ten year old Daimler over the phone for very little money - the voices in my head again].

 

Now, where were we? Ah yes: KEEP YOUR NOSES OUT OF MY BARN! The F***-off big cockerel isn't the only evil thing in there - be warned. 'Er indoors has been known to lurk by the freezer with the old chainsaw that doesn't have a working oil pump: chain amply lubricated with blood and tissue, usually.

[badmotogoozer]

the old chainsaw that doesn't have a working oil pump: chain amply lubricated with blood and tissue, usually.

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That's no way to be making chicken nuggets Bob. Gets too many feathers in with the meat.

 

Rj

[Frenchbob]

I'm too squeamish to ring their necks, though. I'm really a sensitive guy.

[Guzzirider]

I'm too squeamish to ring their necks, though. I'm really a sensitive guy.

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Can't you rig up some sort of contraption similar to the machine in the film Chicken Run?

 

[Frenchbob]

Serge actually knows what "Mrs Tweedy's chicken pie" means, that and "Gerroff my leg you mad, feathered bastard". He's pretty smart, for a chicken. I have pinned a Larsen chicken cartoon up in the henhouse, for inspiration, and I have, once or twice, caught him looking intently at it. I think he understands irony.

[belfastguzzi]

I'm too squeamish to ring their necks, though. I'm really a sensitive guy.

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Get birds in barn for the night. Start all the bikes. Seal the gap under the door. From the outside.

[Guzzirider]

Or seeing as your chickens can read, one evening rig up a PC in your barn, make them read the Global Warming and ECU threads over and over again and leave a shotgun with plenty of ammo next to them.

 

Go to bed (wearing earplugs) and in the morning, hey presto, feathered Kurt Cobains everywhere.

 

Guy

[Frenchbob]

OK, I'm insensitive, but not evil, not the GW thread, not that...........

 

Actually, I find the whole ECU business beyond me, and I have brought Serge up as a carb and CB points cockerel, so he wouldn't understand it, either.

[Frenchbob]

Get birds in barn for the night. Start all the bikes. Seal the gap under the door. From the outside.

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Now we know what went on in the Scura gang hut.

[belfastguzzi]

Now we know what went on in the Scura gang hut.

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