Direct from Craigslist comes this gem.....

[P3GA]

I couldn't make this up if I tried:

 

 

 

 

Will trade girlfriend for a bike - $5000

 

Reply to: sale-144545986@craigslist.org

Date: 2006-03-23, 2:18PM EST

 

 

I have a girlfriend, she doenst clean, cook, make since, takes meds to keep her head level, owns 2 dogs that think the house is a toilet, is NOT.. I repeat... IS NOT DOMESTICATED.. meaning, she cant take care of house or wash clothes...

 

PLEASE someone... trade me a bike for her, I dont care if it runs..

 

 

I will deliver.

 

 

 

 

 

this is in or around Kennesaw

[g.forrest]

no offer from here.was considering suzuki a100.but nah she sounds useless.

[jrt]

Are the dogs extra, or are they included?