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Guest Nogbad
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I would leave HatchetRack well alone. He might just pick up one of his axes and chop off your sorry little relativist head.

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Guest aironepony
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What! You mean everything is relative?

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Yeeee Haaaa!..................... :thumbsup:

Guest aironepony
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I would leave HatchetRack well alone. He might just pick up one of his axes and chop off your sorry little relativist head.

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That's proof of global warming if I ever saw it!

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Glad to see you are getting in touch with your inner relativist! :bier:

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I like to touch my relatives.

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You just prompted me to learn some new words from a gooogle search.

Frottage - The French word frottage, or "frotteurism," refers to deriving sexual gratification from contact, especially in the genital area, with strangers. Typically, such contact occurs in crowded situations such as on buses where the individual rubs up against a stranger.

(apparently not Jim's gig)

and

endogamous "within the family"

which could possibly be combined with other words.

Guest Nogbad
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More accurately, "endogamous" means within your tribe or clan. It doesn't in fact mean the same as "incestuous". Endogamous marriage for example would include the tradition of marriage within orthodox Judaism. This is not the same as incest and is not even the same as the tradition of first cousin marriage as practiced by certain asian communities. In the anthropological sense, there is no aspect of genetic commonality, although if an isolated community is small, there is a risk that genetic diversity could be compromised by a long tradition of endogamous marriage.

 

Hope that is clear now.

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More accurately, "endogamous" means within your tribe or clan. It doesn't in fact mean the same as "incestuous". Endogamous marriage for example would include the tradition of marriage within orthodox Judaism. This is not the same as incest and is not even the same as the tradition of first cousin marriage as practiced by certain asian communities.  In the anthropological sense, there is no aspect of genetic commonality, although if an isolated community is small, there is a risk that genetic diversity could be compromised by a long tradition of endogamous marriage.

 

Hope that is clear now.

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Crystal, but I hope your verbal diarrhoea gets better very soon......for all our sakes!

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Crystal, but I hope your verbal diarrhoea gets better very soon......for all our sakes!

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OH GAWD, please no more talk about diarrhoea, or I'll fetch a moderator and have this thread shut down...I am trying to swallow what I eat and you are making me spit it out, which gets expensive... :food:

But maybe I could just keep reading and purge to the point where I would be so light I would not need anymore HP.

Guest Nogbad
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Crystal, but I hope your verbal diarrhoea gets better very soon......for all our sakes!

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I know. Sorry. I need to get out more.

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