Guzzirider Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 A priest in a small rural town was very fond of the 10 chickens and one handsome cock rooster he kept in a hen house behind the rectory. One Saturday night, the priest discovered that the cock rooster was missing. At the same time the priest heard rumors of cockfights being held in town. During Mass, he asked the congregation: "Who among you will confess to sporting a handsome cock?" All the men stood up. "No, No," he said. "That's not what I mean. Who among you will confess to having seen a handsome cock?" All the women stood up. "Oh no!" he said. "That's not what I mean, either. Who among you will confess to having seen a cock that doesn't belong to you?" Half the women stood up. "Oh Lord," he said. "Perhaps I should rephrase the question: Has anybody seen my cock????? All the alter boys stood up
Frenchbob Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Good one, Guy! Serge is roosting right now, but as soon as I open the henhut up in the morning, I'll take him to one side and share this with him. I'm also going to share it with some of my non-V11 buddies.
belfastguzzi Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Serge is roosting right now, 84378[/snapback] Yummy, about time you made some use of that thing. Are you roasting some pommes de terre too?
Frenchbob Posted March 30, 2006 Posted March 30, 2006 Yummy, about time you made some use of that thing.Are you roasting some pommes de terre too? 84383[/snapback] Don't spread this around, Belfast, but, well, we did eat one of his progeny a while back. However, since Serge didn't exhibit too many fatherly emotions [ignored them as chicks; earmarked the cockerels among them for an early and messy demise], I didn't feel too badly about it. Cockerels don't have sentiments. Look one carefully in the eye [but watch yours]: they're all raptor! Cue Mr Forrest?
mike wilson Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 alter boys 84375[/snapback] This would be a Philipino rural town?
dlaing Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Cockerels don't have sentiments. Look one carefully in the eye [but watch yours]: they're all raptor! 84408[/snapback] Thats what my girlfriend said
Frenchbob Posted March 31, 2006 Posted March 31, 2006 Thats what my girlfriend said 84499[/snapback] Told you!
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