Serge's Forum

[g.forrest]

[Frenchbob]

We've bred no elephants, yet, but we did have one chick last year who grew into something resembling a cross with a duck.

 

Nice story Ryan: don't call the Disney studios - they'll call you.

 

Serge is pretty bright: he NEVER attacks from in front, and he's learned how to run fast backwards.

[g.forrest]

for the last few years i've kept more cocks than hens due to darwins theory.and it's more entertaining and less work. but due to this theory i now have queer .. ''be nice now'' gay cocks who hang together. but still fight till much blood is spilled. her indoors says it's just a male thing but for my honest research into this matter i still enquire! by the way does anyother have experience with this mescal stuff..a gift now i'm confused..

[Frenchbob]

for the last few years i've kept more cocks than hens due to darwins theory.and it's more entertaining and less work. but due to this theory i now have queer .. ''be nice now'' gay cocks who hang together. but still fight till much blood is spilled. her indoors says it's just a male thing  but for my honest research into this matter i still enquire! by the way does anyother have experience with this mescal stuff..a gift now i'm confused..

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Looks like you haven't had enough yet!

 

I had a gay cock once [not in the Biblical sense].

 

Women put down anything mystical/violent/drunken/warped-but-somehow-rewarding that goes on between blokes [you know the sort of stuff] as "a man thing". To do so is very much a "woman thing".

 

I'm confused most of the time, apparently. That must be a "man thing" too.

[g.forrest]

frenchbob i feel i need to share this story with you as a fellow poultry man. one day as i observed two roosters in combat chase one took to flight over fence in its path and landed smack in middle of the dam, without fuss it just swam to edge and walked out..i believe it cause i saw it..it swam more confident than ducks..

[helicopterjim R.I.P.]

frenchbob i feel i need to share this story with you as a fellow poultry man. one day as i observed two roosters in combat chase one took to flight over fence in its path and landed smack in middle of the dam, without fuss it just swam to edge and walked out..i believe it cause i saw it..it swam more confident than ducks..

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Yes! I believe most cocks have "swimmers" in them.

[Frenchbob]

Yes! I believe most cocks have "swimmers" in them.

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G, now you've got me going: I'm going to take Serge swimming first chance I get!

[belfastguzzi]

I'm going to take Serge swimming first chance I get!

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Fill large pot with water

Large pot on stove

Bring to boil

Give fowl swim

Salt & pepper to taste

[Frenchbob]

Fill large pot with water

Large pot on stove

Bring to boil

Give fowl swim

Salt & pepper to taste

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You never give up with this, do you? He's too tough to eat, now. And would you eat your cock, whatever other abuse you might subject it to?

[belfastguzzi]

You never give up with this, do you? He's too tough to eat, now. And would you eat your cock, whatever other abuse you might subject it to?

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I would tenderise the fellow with a large mallet

[Guzzirider]

I would tenderise the fellow with a large mallet

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Are you quite sure you'll need a large one?

[belfastguzzi]

Cat Power's and Karen Elson's version of Serge G.'s 'Jet'aime'. It's fabby.

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I Love You (Me Either) It's on iTunes store now. Be there or be square.

[Frenchbob]

Belfast, are you related to the late, lamented Alan Freeman, by any chance?

[Martin Barrett]

Belfast, are you related to the late, lamented Alan Freeman, by any chance?

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but he is fluffy

[mike wilson]

Belfast, are you related to the late, lamented Alan Freeman, by any chance?

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Alan Freeman's DEAD!!!????

 

He once made me a very weak coffee and gave me a pile of crap records. I never moved out of the chair.....