How dodgy are you?

[Guzzirider]

Have a go at this quiz

 

This is based upon UK law- I discovered I should be locked up for 11 years and am liable for a £7000 fine!

 

Who can beat that? No fibbing- tell the truth and post your results- who is the dodgiest geezer on this forum? My money is on Martin.

 

Guy

[dmoon64]

Years in prison: 8 Potential fine: £5000

 

I'm not going to the UK anytime soon...

[Martin Barrett]

I only got 5.5 years and a £500 fine. Though that should be reduced as the I could have used a statutory defence for the punching.

[coz1100]

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 98 Potential fine: £9500

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

 

 

Well everyone says I'm going to hell.

[wheelsucker]

yikes!!!!!!

 

42 years and 7000 in fines

[Frenchbob]

£7500 fine here and whatever in prison, but I don't live in the southern U.S. or Indonesia, so I'm probably safe!

[pete roper]

51 years and 7000 quid.

 

I'm bloody glad I'm not a soddomite

 

Pete

[Martin Barrett]

51 years and 7000 quid.

 

I'm bloody glad I'm not a soddomite

 

Pete

85160[/snapback]

 

Over 51 years I think you could become accustomed

[Guzzirider]

I feel sorry for Deben- he lives in Minnesota.

[Guest Nogbad]

Years in prison 67.5 Fine £2000

 

Don't ask! I don't understand it either.

[Ouiji Veck]

Scoundrel

 

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 27 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

 

Death penalty?

Seems reasonable...

[g.forrest]

ok i got 81 years and 7500 pound fine. and i've never been abroad or defaced public property.

[soloNH]

OK OK I guess I'm batting 1000!

 

Well really 62 Years and 9500 in fines.

 

Must have been the wanking and being drunk in a pub that sent me over.

 

Good thing they didn't ask if I did them both at that same pub!!!

 

[helicopterjim R.I.P.]

I FEEL LIKE A PLAIN WANKER!!

 

73 years jail Potential fine: £7000

 

and I only masturbated once!!!

 

i wanna go have some more fun!!!!

[Steve G.]

Golly, this test is fixed.

Scoundrel, 121yrs, and 5000pound fine.

England's laws have gotten quite uppety lately. I remember being an absolute nutbar last time there. I did get a speeding fine at TT'94 though, 55mph through Kirkmichael. She was seriously pissed! Even called me an American!!

Ciao, Steve G.