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I FEEL LIKE A PLAIN WANKER!!

 

73 years jail Potential fine: £7000

 

and I only masturbated once!!!

 

i wanna go have some more fun!!!!

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If you don't know how to fix that, I don't know what to tell you. I do have some instructional videos, however. :ninja:

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Have a go at this quiz

 

who is the dodgiest geezer on this forum? My money is on Martin.

 

 

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Should have put your money on me...

 

Downright Nasty:

You're not just a law breaker, you're a pretty evil person… Some of those things you have done are gonna put you on a one way escalator going down when your time is up. Give up hope of changing, you're a lost cause!

 

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

 

Years in prison: 132 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

 

 

Hell, I only missed one question... and I used the Ted Kennedy definition:

 

"You haven't really had a woman until you've had all three holes." - Ted Kennedy

 

peace out,

 

Rj

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... and I used the Ted Kennedy definition:

 

"You haven't really had a woman until you've had all three holes." - Ted Kennedy

 

 

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Did he really say that? I'm not surprised; I just want to use it...... :)

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48 years, £7500 fine and a chance of the death penalty and i thought i was a good cleanish living guy :whistle:

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Have a go at this quiz

 

This is based upon UK law- I discovered I should be locked up for 11 years and am liable for a £7000 fine!

 

Who can beat that? No fibbing- tell the truth and post your results- who is the dodgiest geezer on this forum? My money is on Martin.

 

Guy  :helmet:

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How the %*&@ old are those laws!

 

32.5 years

£2000 potential fine

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At 24 years I,m only mildly dodgy, compared to some of you evil doers out there. However, 24 years in one of HMS correctional centres, would do me just fine at this age.

No bills to pay, regular cooked tucker, pleasant self contained unit, minimum work, no telemarketers, could be just the go to see out my twilight years

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