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Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims

 

So he does four years for making booze but if he blows himself up along with 40 women and children he gets 72 virgins and martyrdom?????? :glare:

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So he does four years for making booze but if he blows himself up along with 40 women and children he gets 72 virgins and martyrdom?????? :glare:

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''AHH'' but he's seen the light now..

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A friend works at the VA hospital.

Imagine the story dreamed up by a

veteran to explain the presence "up there" of either

a softball,

or a butane recharge cylinder.

 

btw, VA regs require photos be taken of any

foreign object removed.

Not pretty.

Guest ratchethack
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I knew a cop who took a call one day to investigate a death scene at a suburban residence. The body of a naked middle-aged man was found in a bathtub.

 

The man had assumed room temperature after apparently striking his head on the water spigot after suddenly passing out. His sudden loss of consciousness was evidently related to the bottom of a Windex bottle, which was observed protruding from his butt. :homer:

 

The recreational activities of the Philistines seem to be amazingly creative these days. . . . . <_<

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btw, VA regs require photos be taken of any

foreign object removed.

Not pretty.

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Glad the press spared us the photo of La Bulb au Chocolate.

But they just had to show us the X-ray of his Penis! Bloody Philistines! :angry:

This photo reminds me of comic illustration of getting a bright idea....Perhaps evidence of intelligence of his Swadhisthana...I always knew mine had a mind of its own :P

pinkybrainidea6sa.jpg

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