badmotogoozer Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Blithering idiot... yes, well, I do resemble that on occasion. Not the first time I've had that one tossed at me. "Snivelling little weasel" was a new one though! Rj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mattress Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I prefer Walgreen's "Warming Pleasure Jelly" in my Speedo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Barrett Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I put a rolled pair of socks in my Speedos*. I know it's getting cold but I didn't know the snow had actually arrived I'm with in 200miles of 30K. Mine has never been lubed since it left the factory and you all know how mine is used. Will it be able to cope with the strain of turning over nine tumblers at once when it hits 30K (6 on odometer and 3 on trip) or should I zero the trip to make sure it's only got to turn the 1/10ths at the same time. and would I be better of passing this milestone flat out at 120 or a more sedate pace 85-95 Inquiring mind have got to kno ... never mind Looking forward to the depths of winter NB this is a humorous post and is not meant to be taken seriously at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g.forrest Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 WOW all from lubeing a cable. masturbation juice works fine! just renew daily. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Field Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Perhaps I shoulda used smileys. Of course I don't think you're both idjits. I was exercising my irony muscles. Apparently they have atrophied beyond all recovery. I'm hoping no offense was taken. RLSH is a fine choice to lube speedo cables, as is any lube thicker than WD-40 and thinner than axle grease, in my opinion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrt Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I prefer Tri-Lube which, like faceshields for Nolan N-100 helmets, appears to be non-existent in Oklahoma. I bought what I think is the last replacement shield in Iowa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badmotogoozer Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Perhaps I shoulda used smileys. Of course I don't think you're both idjits. I was exercising my irony muscles. Apparently they have atrophied beyond all recovery. I'm hoping no offense was taken. RLSH is a fine choice to lube speedo cables, as is any lube thicker than WD-40 and thinner than axle grease, in my opinion. No offense at all Greg! We both had that comin'... Oh, and Martin - the sock goes in the FRONT of the Speedo, not the back. Rj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belfastguzzi Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 NB this is a humorous post and is not meant to be taken seriously at all Handy line that, Martin. I wonder have I got enough room to squeeze that into the sig, perhaps in capitals? I bought what I think is the last replacement shield in Iowa. What, are the Democrats coming? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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