Does anyone else find this forum snobbish?

[Guest Nogbad]

''i believe that one who sniffs bicycle seats for pleasure or relief, is classified as a poon. any poons visit this forum? 

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What is a poon? Not a word I have encountered before in fact.

 

I guess for sniffing purposes the brown suede T*nni saddle would be the most satisfactory.....

[Admin Jaap]

I don't know the word "poon" either, but I guess it's someone like this:

 

 

BTW, Antonio looks a bit like this! (If this doesn't get him out of hibernation, nothing will! )

[Martin Barrett]

What length of string would you say is needed for a job like that, Martin?

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An interesting question, and one to which we all await an answer...... How long, in reality, IS a piece of string......?

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109 inches or 278 cm

was the length of the string that I found and was able to utalise. I could have made do with a shorter piece. But as far as string goes you can't have too much of a good thing.

 

I would think there is a minimum length for a piece of string any shorter it wouldn't be string. It would need to double back on itself and be able to be tied to itself to have a minimal functionality.

[Guest Nogbad]

109  It would need to double back on itself and be able to be tied to itself to have a minimal functionality.

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Kinky!

[dlaing]

clique,, snobs,, nahhhh  ahh maybe the e.c.uafiles 

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The e.c.u.-afficcianados welcome all with enough huevos to endure the rolled eyes and belittling remarks. It is the outer world that ostracizes us, not the other way around.

THe MonTy PyTHon-a-files are the cliquiest snobs, right after the Gold Members, the quiz point barons, the Tennistas and the Scuristas. <_>

[Guest Nogbad]

Yeah maybe, but my understanding is anyone can become a goldmember, you just have to pay Jaap for the privilege. Indeed, I would do this myself, except that no way am I using the evil PayPal because I am never giving that faceless manifestation of US corporate greed my bank details. When Jaap comes up with a way to pay him in a civilised way without my having to do homage to part of the Bushista military industrial complex, then I will become a goldmember.

 

The scuristas aren't a clique so much as the dregs, a kind of dark, discontented underclass bodging away in cellars.

[dlaing]

discontented underclass bodging away in cellars.

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But they sure do spend alot of time thumbing their noses at the Tennistas. Snobs I tell yah! Especially that Big Frea¢king Goofy one...adorable as he may be.

Call me snobbish but I think a few on the forum need to bathe more.

[Guest Nogbad]

Call me snobbish but I think a few on the forum need to bathe more.

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If the T*nni guys were to bathe too often their suede seats wouldn't be as good for sniffing though.

[docc]

Time – now that's a pretty fascinating subject that you've raised there, Docc...

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This is fascinating to me, living in the Tenni-Sea with not a Tenni in sight. How does a normal human being dredge up a thread like this from over two years ago? That's erskateen nanomillenia in cyberterms. I'm thinking long nights, no riding ( of any kind ), and maybe a fear of darkness.

[docc]

THe MonTy PyTHon-a-files are the cliquiest snobs, right after the Gold Members, the quiz point barons, the Tennistas and the Scuristas. <_>

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Er, ya forgot the pre-Aprilia Tellaio Rossos.

[Guest Nogbad]

Er, ya forgot the pre-Aprilia Tellaio Rossos.

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And without us, there would be no ridiculous limited edition V11's !!!!!

[Guzzirider]

If the T*nni guys were to bathe too often their suede seats wouldn't be as good for sniffing though.

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You need help mate- a ladies bottom (preferably the front one) is fine to sniff but a big hairy man's bottom should only be sniffed by big moustached BMW riders who like the sight of 2 naked men wrestling!

[Guest Nogbad]

But aren't the T*nni guys really girls? Clean shaven down below and lacking equipment?

[Guzzirider]

But aren't the T*nni guys really girls? Clean shaven down below and lacking equipment?

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Maybe the special edition Tenni came with a 6000 mile back, sack and crack wax for the rider whilst the warranty was in force.

 

This would reduce the risk of burnt hair when the clutch eventually explodes and reducing the chaffing on that brown seat.

 

I am yet to see a Tenni rider in a leather cap and chaps but maybe they only come out at night!

 

Guy

[DeBenGuzzi]

this thread spiralled out of control so fast I don't even know what happened or where.